Clothes pegs are something we all need, we all want and these Deluxe Extra Strong Soft Grips are at the pinnacle of clothes peg design. Marvel at the colour, the grippage, the sheer style. Clothes pegs can not only be used for pegging clothes, they can also be used for:
- Pinning up wet money after you left a screwed up fiver in your jeans pocket before they went in the wash.
- As a rudimentary paper clip.
- As a bookmark.
- A form of sexual prevarification.
- For a game of ‘What’s my Peg?’
- Peg-Attack! (known as Battlepegs in some quarters).
- Attaching to the dogs tail and laughing at him for hours as he tries to get it off (careful, the dog could turn nasty and get you).
- For doing an impression of Simon Pegg.
- To peg the nose after you’ve let go a particularly nasty bum-bomb.
- Attaching to the ends of your fingers to enhance your celebrated Freddy Krueger impression.
- Lifting up the bottoms of your trousers when encountering particularly deep puddles.
- As reminders.
Sent to us by Papsworld27 (20th May 2011)